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[Bm]Photo - [A]graphs of [G]fancy [A]tricks,
[Bm]To get your [A]kicks at [G]sixty [A]six,
[Bm]He thinks of [A]all the [G]lips that he [A]licks,
[Bm]And all the [A]girls that he's [G]going to [A]fix

She [Bm]gave a little [A]flirt,
Gave her - [G]self a little [A]cuddle,
But there's [Bm]no place 
[A]here for the [G]mini-skirt [A]waddle,
Capi - [Bm]tal punish - 
[A]ment, she's [G]last years [A]model,
They [G]call her Na - 
[A]tasha when she [G]looks like [A]Elsie,
[G]I don't [F#m]want to [Em]go to [D]Chelsea

[G]Oh, [D]no, it [G]does not [D]move me,
[G]Even [D]though I've [G]seen the [D]movie,
[G]I don't [D]want to [G]check your [D]pulse,
[G]I don't [D]want no - [G]body [D]else,
[G]I don't [D]want to [E]go [E]to [N.C.]Chelsea

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[Bm]Every - [A]body's [G]got new [A]orders,
[Bm]Be a [A]nice girl, and k[G]iss the [A]warders,
[Bm]Now the [A]teacher [G]is a - [A]way,
[Bm]All the [A]kids be - [G]gin to [A]play

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[Bm]Men come [A]sceaming, 
[G]dressed in [A]white coats,
[Bm]Shake you very [A]gently [G]by the [A]throat,
[G]One's named [A]Gus, [G]one's named [A]Alfie,
[G]I don't [F#m]want to [Em]go to [D]Chelsea

[G]Oh, [D]no, it [G]does not [D]move me,
[G]Even [D]though I've [G]seen the [D]movie,
[G]I don't [D]want to [G]check your [D]pulse,
[G]I don't [D]want no - [G]body [D]else,
[G]I don't [D]want to [E]go [E]to [N.C.]Chelsea

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[Bm]Photo - [A]graphs of [G]fancy [A]tricks,
[Bm]To get your [A]kicks at [G]sixty [A]six,
[Bm]He thinks of [A]all the 
[G]lips that he [A]licks,
[Bm]And all the [A]girls that he's 
a - [G]going to [A]fix

She [Bm]gave a little [A]flirt,
Gave her - [G]self a little [A]cuddle,
But there's [Bm]no place [A]here 
for the [G]mini-skirt [A]waddle,
[Bm]Capital [A]punishment, 
she's [G]last years [A]model,
They [G]call her Na - 
[A]tasha when she [G]looks like [A]Elsie,
[G]I don't [F#m]want to [Em]go to [D]Chelsea

[G]Oh, [D]no, it [G]does not [D]move me,
[G]Even [D]though I've [G]seen the [D]movie,
[G]I don't [D]want to [G]check your [D]pulse,
[G]I don't [D]want no - [G]body [D]else,
[G]I don't [D]want to [E]go [E]to [N.C.]Chelsea

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